FUNNY STORY I: I ALREADY GOT A LITTLE SHAMPOO.

The moon brightens, the wind blows. "Round like a plate, the moon is hanging in mid-air, but not fall down ..." Suddenly from The Shaolin Pagoda, is the white shadow rushing down quickly to the bottom of the mountain.

"... The moon follows my steps as it wants to wander along ..." Oh, sorry, I was confused. That is the young monk s shadow.

The Shaolin Pagoda was built on the peak of Shaoshi Mountain, Song Shan, Henan Province, China.

A staircase made of stone - included one hundred and eight steps - leads to the Pagoda from the bottom. This means that any living creatures, who want to become Saints by nobly cultivating their lives, have to overcome a lot of difficulties, will result in Arhats (Buddhist Gods / Goddesses). And it is also the place where Martial Arts Students - Monks and normal persons - practise the profound internal work by carrying two small wooden barrels whose bottoms were pointed & covered with iron to The Stream Of Purification for taking water, then run back non stop up to The Pagoda s backyard to fill the giant earthen containers.

The cooler the wind, the brighter the moon, the more deserted the area. So the young monk is as naked as the day he was born, with a bar of Dove soap- exported Vietnamese product of super fine quality - in one hand & a large towel - exported by The Abundance Textile Factory - thrown over his neck, keeps flying towards the stream.

"...The forest seems misty in the evening ...", "... Forever shadowy does the stream flow quietly ...". But suddenly, the three little ladies appear behind the bushes by the streambank. And especially, the three of them are in the nude, they are only wearing Madam Eva s costumes. Three statues of Venus are extremely as beautiful as three fairies came down from The Heaven. Three couples of big boobs have been being heaved up and down by the rhythms of heart beats. Three tufts of ... - one span away from  each navel - gently moves in the wind.

"Dream stream in which the current silently flows, lying in the quiet forest of Autumn ..." So the more poetic the landscape, the more romantic the view ! The young monk ceases "tout de suite", stands in tons rider (Kiba - dachi), spreads wide his legs , lowers his body a little bit, his two fists are placed at both sides of his waist. Although he has been trying to keep controlling his spirit, not to let his mind wander by mumbling a lot of Prayers & Sutras that he patiently learnt by heart before ; what a pity ! recollecting from his past life, the third instinct in "eating", "sleeping", "..." & "excreting" makes him not to be able to contain himself !

His left eye finishes agitating then his right one begins disturbing. His "pendulum clock" swings upwards & downwards, faster & faster. The "clock hand" turns vertically then horizontally. His two balls have "a go on the see-saw".

-"Oh, that s strange. When passing this place a moment ago, I didn t see this statue, but now it appears", said Mai,  "Well. how amazing it is ! It looks lively as if it were a real human being ! Uh ! I hurried to go swimming with both of you, so I forgot taking my towel. It s lucky ! I take this !". She immediately takes the towel thrown over the statue s neck, thus.

-"Is this only you being lucky ? When have I socially been inferior to you ?", said Lan, "So I take this soap !". She quickly snatches the soap on the statue s hand.

Both of these ladies turn back, leave Cuc thinking deeply alone.

-"Uh ! Wait for me, Sisters ! I already got a little shampoo !".

MID STAND.

(TRUNG BÌNH TẤN).

27/04/2011.

THOMAS THANH NGUYENTU.

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